The Retreat Quilter

Funny Quilting Tees

Inside jokes for quilters who laugh at their own seam ripper. Soft Gildan Softstyle tees, printed just for you.

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  • I'm Okay T-Shirt

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  • Seam Ripper T-Shirt

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  • Crazy Quilting Flamingos T-Shirt

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  • Fabric Store Shoes T-Shirt

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  • That Escalated T-Shirt

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  • Carpe Quiltem T-Shirt

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  • Quilting Nine Five T-Shirt

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  • Sewciopath Goose T-Shirt

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  • Stray Threads T-Shirt

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  • Quilt At Dawn T-Shirt

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  • Quilt Queen T-Shirt

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  • Courageous Paper Piecing T-Shirt

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  • Quilt Math Survivor T-Shirt

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  • Sew Local T-Shirt

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  • Quilting Saves Lives T-Shirt

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  • Son Of Stitch T-Shirt

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  • Another Quilt Goose T-Shirt

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  • Certified Fabric Collector T-Shirt

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  • Sewing Elements T-Shirt

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  • Quilt Companion T-Shirt

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  • Apparently I Quilt T-Shirt

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  • Retired Quilter T-Shirt

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Retreat Editions

Going on retreat with your guild? Make it matching.

Custom tees with your guild name, destination and year — like The Retreat Quilter · Asheville 2027. Perfect for swag bags, sew-cations and group photos you'll actually want to frame.

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Questions, Answered

How do the tees fit?

The Gildan 64000 has a classic unisex fit that runs true to size. Order your usual size for a relaxed, sit-at-the-machine-all-day fit, or one size down for a more fitted look. Exact measurements are in the size guide on every product page.

When will my order arrive?

Every tee is printed to order in the USA and ships with tracking — we'll email your tracking link the moment it's on its way. Shipping is free on US orders of $75 or more.

What if something's wrong with my order?

You're covered by our 30-day guarantee. If your tee arrives with the wrong design, size or color, or with a misprint or damage, send us a note within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Every tee is printed just for you, so please check the size guide before you order.

Is it a good gift for a quilter?

The best kind — it says "I get it." Our tees are made for guild gift swaps, retreat roommates, birthdays and holidays. Not sure of their size? Their usual size is a safe pick, since the classic unisex fit runs true to size.